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JP =====> Post A New Chart

http://www.slideshare.net/xXFireworksDragonXx/hetastuck-rvsd

It’s been a long time in coming; that’s really all I can say on the matter…

1’M N3V3R SL33P1NG ☆G☆1N.

☆LL 1 C☆N H3☆R 1N MY DR3☆MS ☆R3 THOS3 L☆UGHS, ☆ND TH3 SOUND OF 3V3RYTH1NG 1’V3 3V3R C☆R3D FOR ☆ND 3V3RYTH1NG (3V3RYON3) 1’V3 3V3R LOV3D B31NG D3STROY3D BY UNGODLY R☆1NBOW F1R3 ☆ND ☆ B☆RR☆G3 OF SKYSCR☆P3R BULL3TS.

☆ND TH3 WORST P☆RT 1S TH☆T 1 C☆N’T STOP 1T FROM H☆PP3N1NG.

1T’S… NOT JUST ☆ N1GHTM☆R3.

TH1S 1S R3☆L.

JP: ((“Yoro,” Japan whispered as he began to work on Boku no Pico))

W-Why did you post this part of our conversation to Tumblr……. :V

HUEHUEHUE…

J☆P☆N…

WH☆T TH3 FUCK H☆V3 YOU DON3?

WH☆T -1S- TH☆T TH1NG TH☆T YOU PROTOTYP3D????

WH☆T’S UP W1TH 1TS GODD☆MN L☆UGH ?!

—[More extreme] Spoilers for Puella Magi Madoka Magica / Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica beneath the cut—

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microbadassia:

xxfireworksdragonxx:

microbadassia:

xxfireworksdragonxx:

microbadassia:

xxfireworksdragonxx:

LOOK GUYS, 1 KNOW W3’R3 ☆LL H☆V1NG ☆ R3☆LLY HUG3 ☆RGUM3NT R1GHT NOW ☆ND ☆LL, BUT NOT B31NG ☆BL3 TO M3SS☆G3 ☆NYON3 -3V3R- 1S

W3LL

GOD☆WFUL!!!!

…J☆P☆N, ☆R3 YOU UP FOR SOM3 S3XOPOLY OR SOM3TH1NG?

PL3☆S3???? H3LP TH1S BOR3D BRO OUT, OL’ BUDDY!!!! ):

WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO JOIN THE PARTY.

FUCK ENGLAND’S SESSION ALMOST KILLED OFF BEC NOIR

AND YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT HOW BORED YOU ARE?!

WH☆ — !?!?!?!?

1GGY’S S3SS1ON ☆LMOST K1LL3D — ?!?!?!?!

WTF!?!?!?!?

…UH, WH☆T’S ☆ B3C NO1R?

THEY KILL HIM AND THEY WIN YOU ASS.

IF THEY WIN WE DIE, WE NEED TO WORK, NOT PLAY.

…WORK?

WORK ON WH☆T, BRO?

WHY DON’T W3 JUST “WORK” ON W1NN1NG 1NST3☆D? SOUNDS W☆Y L3SS BOR1NG. ☆K☆ L3T’S PL☆Y TH1S GODD☆M TH☆NG!!!!

…OH Y3☆H SP3☆K1NG OF PL☆Y1N’ ☆ND STUFF… WH3N W3 W1N DO Y☆ W☆NN☆ PL☆Y S3XOPOLY W1TH M3? :D

FIRST OFF I’M COMPLETELY ANTI-SOCIAL, YOU’RE FUCKING LUCKY I’M EVEN TALKING TO YOU

SECONDLY I’M WORKING ON AN INVENTION THAT STOPS TIME, SO IF YOU COULD STOP THINKING OF GAMES FOR 5 SECONDS I COULD USE SOME HELP OVER HERE

AND NO, IF WE WIN I’LL PROBABLY BE STAYING WITH MY BOYFRIEND THE WHOLE TIME

MMK.

WH3R3 ☆R3 YOU ☆G☆1N BTW 1 D1DN’T G3T TH3 M3MO M☆N! 1T’S L1K3 1’M PURPOS3LY B31NG L3FT OUT OF TH3 LOOP OR SOM3TH1NG 3QU☆LLY UNL1K3LY

S1NC3 Y☆NNO 1’M P MUCH TH3 L3☆D3R OF TH1S H☆LF OF US P33PS

☆LSO TH☆T’S OK3Y B3C☆US3 S3XOPOLY C☆N H☆V3 UP TO S1X P3OPL3 PL☆Y1N’ 11RC!

M3, YOU, YO’ HOM13, J☆P☆N, FR☆NC3 — TH☆T SOUND COOL TO Y☆?

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Sorry guys, the Reply and Send Fanmail functions on this account have pretty much killed themselves since forever. I think that it’s been nearly two weeks now? At least I can still receive them… :I

And they were so cool back when I could actually send them without getting “request denied” and “error” pages at every attempt… D:

Reply to dramaticcoatls is under the cut. It’s the best I can do at the moment. OTL

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microbadassia:

xxfireworksdragonxx:

microbadassia:

xxfireworksdragonxx:

LOOK GUYS, 1 KNOW W3’R3 ☆LL H☆V1NG ☆ R3☆LLY HUG3 ☆RGUM3NT R1GHT NOW ☆ND ☆LL, BUT NOT B31NG ☆BL3 TO M3SS☆G3 ☆NYON3 -3V3R- 1S

W3LL

GOD☆WFUL!!!!

…J☆P☆N, ☆R3 YOU UP FOR SOM3 S3XOPOLY OR SOM3TH1NG?

PL3☆S3???? H3LP TH1S BOR3D BRO OUT, OL’ BUDDY!!!! ):

WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO JOIN THE PARTY.

FUCK ENGLAND’S SESSION ALMOST KILLED OFF BEC NOIR

AND YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT HOW BORED YOU ARE?!

WH☆ — !?!?!?!?

1GGY’S S3SS1ON ☆LMOST K1LL3D — ?!?!?!?!

WTF!?!?!?!?

…UH, WH☆T’S ☆ B3C NO1R?

THEY KILL HIM AND THEY WIN YOU ASS.

IF THEY WIN WE DIE, WE NEED TO WORK, NOT PLAY.

…WORK?

WORK ON WH☆T, BRO?

WHY DON’T W3 JUST “WORK” ON W1NN1NG 1NST3☆D? SOUNDS W☆Y L3SS BOR1NG. ☆K☆ L3T’S PL☆Y TH1S GODD☆M TH☆NG!!!!

…OH Y3☆H SP3☆K1NG OF PL☆Y1N’ ☆ND STUFF… WH3N W3 W1N DO Y☆ W☆NN☆ PL☆Y S3XOPOLY W1TH M3? :D

microbadassia:

xxfireworksdragonxx:

LOOK GUYS, 1 KNOW W3’R3 ☆LL H☆V1NG ☆ R3☆LLY HUG3 ☆RGUM3NT R1GHT NOW ☆ND ☆LL, BUT NOT B31NG ☆BL3 TO M3SS☆G3 ☆NYON3 -3V3R- 1S

W3LL

GOD☆WFUL!!!!

…J☆P☆N, ☆R3 YOU UP FOR SOM3 S3XOPOLY OR SOM3TH1NG?

PL3☆S3???? H3LP TH1S BOR3D BRO OUT, OL’ BUDDY!!!! ):

WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO JOIN THE PARTY.

FUCK ENGLAND’S SESSION ALMOST KILLED OFF BEC NOIR

AND YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT HOW BORED YOU ARE?!

WH☆ — !?!?!?!?

1GGY’S S3SS1ON ☆LMOST K1LL3D — ?!?!?!?!

WTF!?!?!?!?

…UH, WH☆T’S ☆ B3C NO1R?

LOOK GUYS, 1 KNOW W3’R3 ☆LL H☆V1NG ☆ R3☆LLY HUG3 ☆RGUM3NT R1GHT NOW ☆ND ☆LL, BUT NOT B31NG ☆BL3 TO M3SS☆G3 ☆NYON3 -3V3R- 1S

W3LL

GOD☆WFUL!!!!

…J☆P☆N, ☆R3 YOU UP FOR SOM3 S3XOPOLY OR SOM3TH1NG?

PL3☆S3???? H3LP TH1S BOR3D BRO OUT, OL’ BUDDY!!!! ):

Let's Add Context: Alfred + Tharia Alchemitize Stuff, Final Part
US: 1 WON'T PRY ☆NY FURTH3R 1NTO YOUR P☆ST ☆ND STUFF, BUT 1 TH1NK TH☆T 1 SHOULD L3T YOU KNOW TH☆T...
US: TH☆T...
US: ...YOU KNOW, TH☆T S☆M3 TH1NG WON'T H☆PP3N TO US! 1F YOU L3T US, W3 C☆N TOT3S B3 YOUR FR13NDS!
-- underpaidSuperhero [US] may be missing the point slightly... --
-- anarchistViper [AV] You were listening there for a moment, before he screwed it up. It sounded like he wanted to say somethign else, but ran out of the words. You do understand his meaning though. --
US: ...
-- underpaidSuperhero [US] is still standing in his Epic Pose, looking at Tharia --
-- anarchistViper [AV] You turn back slightly, smililng a little. He is trying. --
US: ...!
-- anarchistViper [AV] You give a small nod, rubbing at the tear ducts in your ocular orbs, sighing quietly and leaning back in your chair. --
-- underpaidSuperhero [US] gives Tharia double thumbs-up and a grin. At her back. Fail timing, Amurika. --
US: ...1 GU3SS TH☆T TH3 OTH3R 1GGY W☆S R1GHT, TH3N.
US: 1 N33D TO B3 C☆R3FUL, 1 GU3SS?
-- anarchistViper [AV] You chuckle slightly, smiling at him. It doesn't appear as forced as you're making it, but he needed to see that response. --
AV: ===< Well...yesss. Bʉt the death occʉred before the game.
US: OBV1OUSLY YOU'R3 ST1LL PR3TTY BROK3N UP ☆BOUT 1T!
US: 1 WOULD B3 TOO!
US: BUT L1K3 1 S☆1D, YOU DON'T N33D TO WORRY ☆BOUT TH☆T H☆PP3N1NG ☆NYMOR3!
US: W3'R3 ☆LL H3R3 FOR Y☆, ☆ND W3'R3 H3R3 TO ST☆Y!
US: ...NOT TH☆T W3 W☆NT TO R3PL☆C3 YOUR OLD FR13NDS OR ☆NYTH1NG, BUT 1'M JUST S☆Y1N'... Y☆NNO?
AV: ===< Yesss. I ʉnderssstand.
US: 'K☆Y TH3N.
US: JUST W☆NT3D TO M☆K3 SUR3.
US: YOU KNOW, 1 KNOW YOU DON'T L1K3 H1M ☆ND STUFF, BUT FR☆NC3 ONC3 H☆D ☆ P3RSON WHO PROT3CT3D H1M WHO D13D, TOO!
AV: ===< Yeah. c:
AV: ===< And..yeah.
AV: ===< He told me aboʉt that.
US: D1D H3? 1 ☆LW☆YS THOUGHT TH☆T H3 D1DN'T L1K3 T☆LK1NG ☆BOUT 1T, 3XC3PT ON M☆Y 20TH OR WH3N3V3R 1T W☆S, WH3N 1T ☆CTU☆LLY H☆PP3N3D.
US: K1ND☆ L1K3 YOU, 1 GU3SS?
AV: ===< ʉm. Yeah.
-- underpaidSuperhero [US] shrugs --
US: ...OH W3LL. 1T'LL B3 OK☆Y.
US: TH☆NKS FOR SHOW1NG M3 HOW TO WORK TH3 ☆LCH3M1T1Z3R, BTW.
AV: ===< No problem.
US: UHHHH
US: SO WH3R3 TO N3XT?
AV: ===< Yoʉ wanna chill? I gotta recharge.
US: 'K☆Y TH3N.
US: 1'M TOT3S OK☆Y W1TH TH☆T!
-- anarchistViper [AV] Your emotional roller coaster is giving you a headache. --
US: ...YOU LOOK T1R3D ☆ND STUFF ☆LL OF ☆ SUDD3N, YOU KNOW.
US: YOU SUR3 YOU'R3 OK☆Y? :?
US: 1 GU3SS 1 D1D OV3RDO 1T ☆ L1TTL3 B1T B3FOR3!
AV: ===< No...I'm good. Troll Ssskyrim might help thoʉgh.
AV: ===< Or sssome Dante'sss Inferno.
US: H☆H!
US: YOU SHOULD DO TH3 SP1NNY TH1NG W1TH TH3 FOX3S! :O
AV: ===< The...what?
US: YOU T☆K3 ☆ FOX, ☆ND YOU SP111111111111N 1T ☆ROUND
AV: ===< ....No.
US: BUT 1T'S FUNNY!
AV: ===< And pointlessssss.
US: TH☆T'S -WHY- 1T'S FUNNY! :P
AV: ===< ʉgh...
US: :D
-- underpaidSuperhero [US] WOULD watch Tharia over his shoulder, but he's excited about the "Alchemitizer-Thingymabob," so he goes over to his and Tharia's stuff-piles, picks them up, and goes to experiment. Good lord... --